June 2011
4 posts
Self-Help Tuesday
“Every courageous gesture we make, whether or not we think it’s successful, definitely imprints our mind in a positive way. The slightest willingness to interrupt our old habits predisposes us to greater bravery, greater strength, and greater empathy for others. No matter how trapped we feel, we can always be of benefit. How? By interrupting our defeatist story lines and working...
Jun 14th
I Will Not Be Exercising Outside Tomorrow
Tomorrow’s gonna be hotter than a devil’s butthole. It could be worse - it could be August.
Jun 8th
Cars and Trials
 I took my car into Duke and Bob’s and said, “I only have $300, and there’s something horribly wrong with my car. It’s been messed up for awhile, but I couldn’t bring it in, because I had to save up the money, and then I saved up the money, but only $300, so if the repair costs more, I’ll have to take my car back and borrow some money or something.” And...
Jun 7th
Obama's Sodomite-Lesbian-Baby-Adopting-and-Killing...
I was in Georgia for several days. My brain has to recover from all the excitement. In the meantime, I shall post a note that a random small child (not yet old enough to even read or know what a “Sodomite” or “Lesbian” is) kindly gave to me in a park in Savannah, GA. The note is as follows: Brothers and Sisters, The hour is near when Jesus, the Mighty God will descend...
Jun 2nd